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Rhod Gilbert on BBC Radio Wales.
If you are listening to this, you are listening to Rhod Gilbert's Best Bits, some of the best bits of my Saturday morning radio show live on BBC Radio Wales. This week, I'm in my kitchen with Barry Castagnola.
Every co-host has their own feature these days. Tom Wrigglesworth's always been __ Captain Features. Lloyd Langford, Lloyd's Fact Fountain. / Yeah. / Barry is, Barry's Mum's Monkey Madness, and I've had a ... I've already had a message about it, saying, "looking forward to it" / saying / __ __ / __ __ Barry today, 'cause they like Barry mum ... Barry's mum's monkey madness. __ big question is, __ is ... has she got a new ... have you got a new monkey story? Or are you just gonna dig up an old one? / No, she's been ... __ __ always dig up old one as well, but she's been / she went / everyone's heard already / __ __ the boxing gloves one again / she ... / I always enjoy that. __ __ __ four times. / she ... she ... um ... she's been ... / and it always makes the podcast. / She's been to America ... She's been to America to see my ... my brother, and I'll ... um ... / Ladies and gents, Barry's Mum's Monkey Madness Goes Stateside. / Yeah. I'll tell ... I'll tell you about it later. / I think __ __ TV show __ this __ BBC 3. / Online only. / ... Yeah, definitely. / __ __ __ first __ BBC Wales / Who knows? Let's try it out first. Barry's Mum's Monkey Madness Goes Stateside later in this show. Where has she been? / Uh, she went to Kentucky to see my brother. / Oh, she went __ proper old ... uh ... south, / Yeah, / proper ... proper deep south. / Well, __ __ say that, it's actually not, geographically. / Well, I know, but it is ... / It was no-man's land in the Civil War __ __ / Huh? / It was no-man's land in the Civil War. / Mate, I hope ... I hope your mum's monkey madness story __ be better than this / おいおい、期待させておいて、話はそれで終わりじゃないだろうな？ / __ history / she's not gonna ... we're not gonna just have a bit of straight history, are we? I'm not saying / a__ly / Yes, uh, a__ly __, yeah / and musically as well / I'll tell you, there is more of this crazy monkey madness / __, b__, ... top ... top b__. / ... Music-wise ... Oh oh, oh, heck / Here we go. Here we go. / ... Ruff ruff ... OK. / That was earlier than we thought. __ Ruff Ruff, Who's There? / hang on. I'm just wating 'cause between __ dog __ / 吠え声の合間に言葉をはさまなければならない / ... OK. Let's have some ... let's have some music __ __ check who's at the door.
The dog has stopped barking __ if you just joined us / a lot of barking / Ruff Ruff, Who's There / before the ... uh ... track there. It was, in fact, for those who were playing along, __ postman. ... __ dog went b__ / there / that's that feature done. Ruff Ruff, Who's There? It was a postman. / __ __ that one / anyway, we've got / light-hearted gamble through the newspapers / I can see you __ in pieces / what / Barry / Saturday, December the 3rd / where are we in the world? / What's happening? Give us some / light-hearted gamble / newspaper / you go through / Saturday / that's what we want / light-hearted gamble through the newspapers / some of these __ __ extension of ... um ... just promoting __ TV shows / a lot / this one / this one ... I mean, you / you see this / I might be __ sexiest male, but, when I opened up my shirt, it was all about the dance / yeah / who's that / know / Right. / here's an interesting article. / Non-story of the week? / Oh __, no, no, no / even / worse than that / Oh, come on / do you want non-stories? / Oh, come on. Bloke opens up his shirt / Yeah, but / I know / listen / everyone ... everyone in the non-story / story __ __ back story / all __ __ context / obviously / not family / long-running / soap opera / are they? / story there is, / opened / his shirt / That's it. __ man / all about / dance / about / dance / about __ shirt / so / already / make / story / All right. / How about this __ story? / Go on. / non-story / shall we? / Yeah. / We are in. / __ __ __ name: A new __ __ has been named Nicole __ after X Factor judge, Nicole Scherzinger / stop / I do find that quite funny. ... I find it quite funny because A: it's made the paper, B: because I find / funny nickname / I do think / was / OK. All right / that's probably not / finish the story __ __ __ end of it / that is it, of course / what happened __ __ end, daddy? / Huh, well __ __ __ / Huh. ... Well, ... / That's the end of it / Huh. So, __ just ... huh. / yes, exactly / __ __ ... __ __ ... __ __ ... was it / OK, I'll read __ __ / I like it. I like / I like the story / it's a bit of fun, it's a bit of / Christmas / it's light-hearted / how much / we can't normally have a lot of fun __ __ __, but this is funny / __ __ __ has been named __ __ / Right. / I suppose __ __ __ / __ __ __ before, did you? / not really. I just thought / random __ __. / all right __ __ __ __ __ it's no longer a non-story / I've ... I've got __ non-story here / non-story / been sent in by C__ B__, who, I presume, is in ... uh ... __ __ in a Singapore newspaper / Right. / uh / __ __ sadly passed away / He did, yeah / nothing ... uh ... funny about that, obviously, big fan of __ __, right? But this is a ... / non-story / __ almost came to Singapore / is the head... headline. __ __ __ big picture of him in a big article. / about how you ... / how I almost ... how I almost came to Singapore / I presume __ __ Singapore newspaper / decided against it __ __ last minute / Yeah. / OK. Um, how about this for non-story? / prince Harry / b__ off / __ down __ road / __ in Guyana yesterday. / that's ... that is ... well, ... yeah, all right. / __ a non-story / prince Harry / that is a non-story / you know / off for some reason / I mean / out of / __ hell of a story / __ Harry __ off / Uh ... one more / One more? / Last one. / last one / So far, my favorite is ... um ... / signed "Granny" / which, the queen / to prince William / a__ calendar / auction / how much / hang on / queen / longest-__ / queen Victoria / I'm gonna bear all of that in mind. / And this is her grandson / so / queen / she is / queen / longest ... longest-serving m__ / longest-serving m__ / that's gonna pump up the price / Of course it is / to her son ... uh ... grandson / future king of England / bear that in mind / prince Williams / signed / "Granny" / signed "Granny" / It's just a note, not the a__ calendar / just a note / a bit of paper / December that year / __ wouldn't keep __ would __ bad luck, innit? / Is it? / I don't know __ __ __ __ a__ calendar / __ __ / what's the point? __ __ go __ __ __ doors open / Yeah, that's true. / hang on a minute now. How ... how much is that? / I / guess / that went for 400 million pounds / __ __ ... / 8 quid / Somewhere in-between. / 25 pound / No. / 12.99 / No. I'm gonna have to ... / Uh ... / one final guess / 5 grand. 4 grand. / 1400 pound. ... / Does it? / Yeah / it's the queen / so / written "Granny" on it / だって、女王が「おばあちゃんより」って書いたんだぜ？ / queen / see __ on TV every day / what's the matter / bit of paper / "Granny" written on it / A4 pad / anyone / you / autograph hunters / that was the case / autograph hunters / my life __ a lot simpler. / サインを欲しがる人がいるだろ / I get it all, mate. / show / from BBC 2 / who was coming / wasn't / there was loads of people outside, and / a couple / Rhod, Rhod / picture taken, and then there was one girl / look / Who is he? Who ... who is he? / and then, ... um ... So, she had no idea. She just / who is he? / for / she gets up and walks over to you and goes, "__ __ __ __ __ __ / mate, we were talking last week about what __ best __ __ __ girls who came up to me / 6 foot / they went, "Are you R__ Gilbert? We are your biggest fans." and then they just went, " / Lloyd Langford / no / Are you Rhod Gilbet? We are your biggest fans.
Christmas with BBC Radio Wales. / Right then, who's up first __ Christmas? / Owen Money / my grandchildren / up first / Christmas / last year they were up so early / they nearly caught Santa / back up the c__. / For me, Christmas is about everyone doing the same thing. I like the idea that everyone comes together at some point during the year. / Rhod Gilbert, / Who gets up first on Christmas Day? / quite often stay with my parents-in-law / so, it's ... uh ... my wife's dad, M__. He gets up incredibly early / you / bean bag full of / bought / all year. / Christmas all wrapped up on BBC Radio Wales.
It's a bit weird, innit? ... hearing your own voice / Sorry, Martin / weird / he does, though / he starts Christmas shopping on __ Boxing Day ... for the ... for the ... for the following year, and then just ... and then ... and then / Christmas Day / gives you, literally / bag / good, though / he likes me / I appreciate / I go, "Oh, great. Look at that / Does he wraps the stuff? / Huh? / wraps everything, yeah / my brother lives in America, uh, and, uh, more on that later __ __ Monkey Madness / Goes Stateside, later in the show / a lot of pressure on it / __ already __ __ title __ __ __ podcast / ポッドキャストにタイトルにするからな。しっかり頼む。 / Oh dear. That's a lot ... a lot of pressure. ... Um ... / he bought us / sort of / air-conditioning s__y / um / C__ at the time / Air-conditioning s__y? / yeah / he / like / what / turned out / just / thing __ __ s__y __ air-conditioning unit / Hang on a minute now / who is this? / My brother / your brother, for Christmas, / Yeah, / he ... he thought he was buying you air-conditioning ... What? / he thought / like it was / yourself / like a portable air-conditioning system / Yeah, yeah / and what it was was some kind of mechanical s__y to s__y / just / keep __ maintenance / air-conditioning system / exactly, yeah. ... __ __ main present. ... Awful. / ... Your family, mate ... / __ __ good feature __ __ / how come you've never done a standup show? / biggest __ / I mean, that / yeah / who can beat that? Who ... / someone out there / people __ __ go, "Yeah, my dad bought __ a hoover / can beat a brother who bought ... / the younger brother / some air-conditioning maintenance s__y, ... thinking it was / s__y on themselves to keep them cool / it wasn't even hot / 暑くもなかったし / I think / greatest misunderstanding / Oh, no, I actually got __ mum once / got / mum / Oh, hang on / top itself / top its own story / I didn't realize / I / tops it, but I got / my mum / card / a bit weird / card / You are just like a mother to me / いつかうちのおかんに、「あなたは私にとって母のような存在です」って書かれたカードを贈ってしまったよ。 / which she is exactly like / あたりまえだ。ほんとに母なんだから。 / my wife __ b__ the other day because, for her birthday, I got a card ... I got a card from ... from S__'s / and I clearly hadn't / quite enough thought into it __ __ 'cause the card ... / the first page was all about ... like ... how we __ __ ... __ __ didn't have enough time / spend together / how ... do you remember / used to / signed __ the bottom of it / happy / and then ... she opened it / she turned __ __ page / second page / was like / I still love you / turned / read the rest of / 「ぼくはまだ君を愛しています」と書かれたカードを女房に贈ってしまった。 / so, I just signed / get enough time together / argue a bit more now / 今はケンカばかりするようになってしまったけれど、それでもぼくは ... / I just signed that / I got an ex / saying that, ... saying that, she did get me, accidentally, got me / exact / no / she bought ... she just bought __ same / do many in that ... in that particular supermarket / あそこのスーパーで売ってるカードは、あまり種類がないんだよ。 / other supermarkets are available. ... Anyway, I / got / ex / split up / thought / didn't / None of these can top your brother's buying you an / air-conditioning s__y / try / someone out there will / nobody's gonna top it, mate / won that feature / done. / バリー、おめでとう。このお題はおまえの勝ち。終わり。
I think __ __ __ / What? / Yeah / out there / article / one of the papers today / how / grow up later in life / adult / 33 / is that the one? / Apparently so, yeah __ __ __ reckons / later / hang on a minute. So, ... so, some experts have come up with some / feel / adult / Lloyd about __ __ __ another story / so, there's ten signs that you are __ P__-P__ adult / What? Ten ... go on / yeah / I reckon / I reckon / safe and legal to do so / Are you ... __ __ a new feature: Are you a P__P-a__ / I presume this means, are you an adult who thinks you're never gonna grow up, who doesn't / P__ for short / P__ / are you / OK. That's the feature / OK. Go. I'm gonna ... I'm gonna do __ test now / OK. / watching / whole box set / weekend / ... Only if I'm ill / really ill / you've done that / getting a tatoo / huh huh / タトゥーをしているか？ ... してるよな、確か。 / yes / yes / but not deliberately / one of them / I got one of them / silly TV show. They made me do it / silly standup show / potato on my shoulder / every t(ime) ... I forget it every time / people / doesn't even look like a potato / it looks like a __ / rock or something / I / rock, mate / I'm happy with that / next time / rock / I'm a geologist. / Um ... / I'm a keen geologist. / __ __ ridiculous / anyway, you've got one, nonetheless / I have not ... or have I? / oh yeah / only once, really / matter / 3 / um ... using a __ __ selfie filter on your profile picture / I don't know what __ s__ __ is / back-stage / said, "Quick. Snap __ / she grabbed me / look / her phone / entire experience of s__ __ / I don't even understand / using / profile / dog / flower c__ / what that means / I feel ... feel like a 75-year-old B__ sheep farmer right now. / No. / I do / I've got no idea / talking about / no offen__, B__ sheep farmers / probably / listening / Welsh people / buy a pair of must-have trainers / uh / I've got slippers / I ... I have never bought a pair of must-have trainers / what are must-have trainers? / you must have / What are they? I mean there / no / other trainers are available / No. I haven't / particular trainers / easy / anyway, I / quite handy / pair of / definitely not / cross that out / no such thing __ __ __ cross / no such thing / そんなものは存在しない、って言うことは、イエスだ。/ 取り消す。そういうものが存在していることは認めよう。そして、おれはそれを持ってない。 / listening to Radio / I haven't got them / mean / listening to Radio 1 / I do, occasionally, yes / Voting for an X Factor __ / No. / going to music festivals / yes / no / here / looking down __ this research / done by __ company / riding a scooter to work / ... No. / OK. So, you / 1, 2, 3, 4, / so, 5 out of 9 / out of / what does that tell you about me? I'm ... / I'm a proper P__ / new thing __ __ scooters / I always shout "Grow up" / I did / only yeasterday / I mean, a man / he must / early 40's / on a scooter / without / smile / his face / you can't ride / and not be smiling. You can't just / here / go / ridiculous / but / come back to this point / Yeah, / come back to this point / if you thought / always / same as clothes / I hate / you see / if that man, riding a scooter / Hmm, / if he was 80 / go for it, mate / how cool is that? / you've got to think about / think about / that annoys you about / scooter / somebody / 30 / wearing a flat cap / you would go, / look at him / right? / 7-year-old / f__c__ / cute / OK / comes __ again / yeah, exactly / full circle / good point / 360 / comes / again / I said / 20 / Yeah. / um ... but, for example, it's like ... um ... like / birthdays / if you ... if ... / the minute / people / to your birthday / people / scooter / that's funny / but anywhere in-between / listen / about / I don't know / phones / happened / my 40's / surprise birthday party / Yes. My wife, Sian, who wasn't my wife at the time / まだ結婚前だったが / organized a surprise 40th birthday party for me / unfortunately, what she overlooked / fact / so / disorganized / I went to the pub / surprise / took me there / leap out / Surprise ! / __ James / at the bar on his own. So, I walke in / I thought / __ J__ at the bar / how are you doing? / oh yeah, I'm all right / an hour later / one more person turned up / that point, I realized it was supposed to be a surprise party, and, over the course of / next four hours / one / trickled in, one at a time / everybody was there / This Is Your Life / it was ... it was like This Is Your Life. __ did arrive / every half an hour one came in / the only reason __ was there / because / I / better be there on time / James / emotionally blackmailed into going / you don't / surprise party / too elderly / shock / Absolutely not. You've heard / first / kid__ / 年をとったらサプライズ・パーティーをやったらだめだよ。心臓麻痺で死んじまう。
Rhod Gilbert on BBC Radio Wales.
Hello, Rhod and Barry / Hello. / from / could you wish my Welsh nephew / Welsh nephew / uh / Barry G__ / a very happy birthday / today / look at that, little / fellow / today __ __ __ cotton socks / and / little / interesting because / you don't get / under the age of 50. / __ __ same number / No, you don't / don't you? / more Barrys over 50 / Of course you do / names / it is one of those names, yeah. / baby Barry these days, do they? / call / with good reason / I know. It's not an awful name, Barry. What's it short for? / wish / that's what I'd like to be / B__ Castagnola / I'd love that. Why / change / want / too late now / What do you mean 'too late', mate? / such a bad / twilight of your life. How old are you? / too late / Facebook / no, you / just / like, this radio show could be the first place that you start / OK / Could you wish my Welsh nephew / a very happy birthday? He turns / took __ __ __ __ gig / about / C grade in Welsh GCSE / uh, that's better than what I got. Uh, well done, congratulations, Barry, __ today / Well, / not many of us / well, there's even less / change / your name / B__ / even less / even fewer now, mate / バリーという名前は希少だからな。/ お前は改名するから、ますます少なくなるな。 / please say hello / Ben Jones / 's a big fan of the show / the show / from me, B__ / uh / dear Rhod, I was listening to your podcast / you mentioned something about people finding things / It was a good show / I bet __ / It was a strong show last week. / one person mentioned __ K__ / this is from somebody ... this is from Adam, age 11, from __, Greater Manchester / uh / you mentioned / no w__. This reminded me of a time ... / You are 11 years old. __ __ __ reminded of __ time / before / other cho__ are available / when ... uh ... I read __ story about __ __ no w__ in it / last week, I did say / before / you / No, I didn't. I had ... I had ... like ... I think it was two in the same pack / you were going / mistake / same mistake / obvious. / __ __ __ thought about it / thought about the manufacturing process / 同じパックに２本入ってるってことは、たまたま間違えたんじゃない。プロセスがおかしいだ。 / how __ could have led to such an error / no way / of course there __ a way / more likely than / week later / look at this / Adam, if you are 11, you can't say "I was listening to your podcast. You mentioned / reminded / summer / Adam, you are 11 years old / reminded of a time / in a summer / he's not ... he's not going, "Oh, that reminds me of __ time during the war / is he? / he's talking about __ this summer / that seems __ __ long time ago because it's all relative, isn't it? / that's been proven scientifically. / I was sat / family dinner / reason / I was sat / family dinner table / and an 11-year-old stood up / tap his glass / reminds me of / time / 11 才がディナーの席で立って、「いやはや、月日が経つのははやいものですなあ ...」なんて言い出したら不気味だ / reminded / Adam / of a time during the summer when I found an inside-out Double__ chocolate bar. / That's brilliant. ... So, __ n__ __ __ outside / I don't even / means / mind, man / twisted / hang on / inside out / chocoloate / What? you had to / open / wrapper / mean / I don't know at all what it means / people, pull over ... pull over / 違法でもいいからとにかく車を停めろ / been twisted by Adam in __ / Greater Manchester / inside out / Double__ / crispy / on the outside / which is quite a find / tell you what / if I put ... if I put that __ __ auction __ __ __ more __ queen / note / yours / age 11 from / this reminded me of a time / Adam / casting his mind back / ♪Memories .. / __ __ days of summer / found / inside out / Double / chocolate bar / the g__y part / that's the bit you ... uh ... / tried to describe / the g__y part / outside / then the c__ part / then the chocoloate / middle / ages to open it / still tasted delicious / still __ __ the same / I had __ T__ once / two pieces were wrong way __d. / left __ on the right / on the left / I've gotta get ... I've gotta get / I think I am / I apologize. Let's change that story / to ... uh ... / I bought __ __ fingers / all mixed up / Twix が左右逆だったんで、文句を言ってやったら、キャンディーの箱詰めをくれた。順番がわやくちゃだった。 / I've had a couple of / Adam, you / correspondent of the week.
Hi Rhod and ... uh ... B__ / Thank you. / uh, / the other week, I / failed attempt to get Metalica played __ __ show / fair enough / I__ reduced / volume / softer requests / playlist / I'm a regular podcast listener / listen live whenever possible. / She says / regardless / played or not, the show is great / nice / at work, especially / Barry's mum's monkey stories / feature / Monkey Madness / but, uh, Barry's mum has been in America / アメリカへ行ってきた / no feature this week / or / madness / I know / I just spoke to her, yeah / during the news / she only got back yesterday / last night / she / a good trip / monkey story / off / just / and / I asked her if she ... uh ... / casually said / did you take / monkey with / mum? / of course / did / How many did she take? / she / one / yeah / she took George / quick recap / the show before / Barry's mum's got / close to a hundred / takes / no, but / lot / basis / yeah / jeep party the other week / you are up to date. / Yeah. / so, she took George / her favorite? / no / not necessarily her favorite / of course / in / situation / when you are a monkey / looking after / monkey carer / Oh yeah, / handler / imagine / in that situation, where / she / what would she / what would she do in that situation / would she ... A: ... / Huh huh, / A / would she say / I'm not going to the States. Forget it / no monkey in the h__ / vaguely monkey-ish accent / maybe / B / would she say, ... uh ... "That's fine / George / toy monkey / he'll be fine / America / アメリカに着いたら、埋め合わせにうんとサービスしてあげればいいわ。 / or 3 / with him / または、サルのぬいぐるみと一緒に荷物格納庫に入るか / I think, out of the three, __ __ / B / real / story / もしそうなったら、多分、行かないと思うんだ。 / George with her, who's a ... who's a doctor / ... Qualified? / know / got / that's GP / something else / I'll tell you what would have been awkward / and there __ some sort of medical / OK / that would have / multiple choice / if you mum / managed / George / into / cabin / which she did / seat / other / quite small / would have to buy / extra seat / Medical emergency. Is there a doctor onboard / yeah / onboard / would your mother / A: put George's hand up / press / a little "ping" / B: / Yeah, / uh ... would she / George / there / little joke of it / not in that situation / not even cross her mind / I think she would just, sort of, / back / zip it up / because he's on holiday / ジョージは休暇中だからな / __ __ __ down, George. ... Don't / hide yourself / あなたは働きづめなんだから休息が必要なのよ / It's always work with you. / あなたときたら、仕事のことしか頭にないんだから / __ __ never switch off / does / manage / to relax / some downtime / b__ g__ music / George / my n__s, my ... my brother's kids / present / for your mum / the reason being / they said to her / bear in mind / because / she might be lonely travelling without him / keep her company / 97 / monkeys / more than __ __ wild population / I think / hundred now / open__ up the wordrobe / closet / ワードローブ ... 向こうではクローゼットというんだが ... / hang on a minute / who / got there / and George / arrived / open up the closet / closet door / in / think / No way, / a family of g__s, hanging / No way. / Yeah, ... from the ... uh ... / my mum said / uh / the thing is / hang on a minute / you've got / over now / yeah / not one g__ / what are they? / chimps / mainly / chimps / couple of ... uh ... __s as well / but / what / she / mother, father and son / and / mother / the thing is / how could you tell / clothes / don't answer that. There's kids listening / went / the thing is / I'm not sure / anything / fit them / この子らに合う服を持ってたかしら？ / direct quote.
And, if you enjoyed that, why don't you listen to the whole show? Rhod Gilbert live on Saturday mornings, BBC Radio Wales, 11 till 1.
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